If they think they’re more likely to be seen, it helps on the whole street (Random dog poop is reduced, too - keep a roll of doggie bags by your chair to hand out to owners without them. If they didn’t honestly forget bags of their own, they’ll quickly change their walk to other streets to avoid getting called out.)

I work from home and walk my dogs each morning (the local jog/bike trail is at the end of our street, running several miles in the space between residences, an apartment complex or two, and the neighborhood park.). Every morning after we moved here, I walked the trail with the dogs, deliberately saying “good…

OK, it’s really funny how much it reminds me of an Apple Store.

THAT is precisely the reason the U.S. is a Democratic Republic and not a Democracy.

You complain about too many television shows - I complain about too many movies that aren’t available. Huge vaults full of decades of famous, infamous and minor black & white films that the studios simply haven’t made available and almost never are able to sell to TV or cable. When the internet first showed up, they…

“He also didn’t say he was sorry for using the words. He apologized for people finding out about it.”

“You know, I could maybe give you 10 reasons why this bill shouldn’t be considered, but Republicans campaigned on this so often that you have a responsibility to carry out what you said in the campaign.”

No way. The filibuster is the only recourse for a minority in a partisan battle, which pretty much describes all battles nowadays. Weakening it has led to these reality TV train wrecks.

Screw “draining” the swamp. It’s time to burn it.

By that logic, God is telling gunshot victims to duck.

Congress: Demonstrably incapable of actually learning on the job.

Mortimer: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.

You need a firmer idea of what you want besides NOT TRUMP. Otherwise, democrats will divide themselves back into little wishful thinking factions yet again.

The answer truly depends on how much you differentiate between pizza and pizza crust. I’m pretty fond of pizza crust, so, to follow the given example.

The truth: too many government ears around him. The story: trying to allow the Secret Service to survive having spent their entire budget following his father’s fat ass as it waddles around golf courses.

“You met with Trump and you call that resistance?”

9 electoral votes for Trump in 2016. They weren’t alone, but they certainly helped steer the bus into a tree.

So if a plugin just randomizes browsing accounts, could it screw up the advertiser’s user profile models? That would be fun.

Dear, Mr. President, please sign this bill that weakly spanks you on the hand.

This time, it should actually be Affleck and Damon playing Bluntman and Chronic in the inevitably “dark and gritty” Reboot.