THAT is precisely the reason the U.S. is a Democratic Republic and not a Democracy.

You complain about too many television shows - I complain about too many movies that aren’t available. Huge vaults full of decades of famous, infamous and minor black & white films that the studios simply haven’t made available and almost never are able to sell to TV or cable. When the internet first showed up, they…

“He also didn’t say he was sorry for using the words. He apologized for people finding out about it.”

“You know, I could maybe give you 10 reasons why this bill shouldn’t be considered, but Republicans campaigned on this so often that you have a responsibility to carry out what you said in the campaign.”

No way. The filibuster is the only recourse for a minority in a partisan battle, which pretty much describes all battles nowadays. Weakening it has led to these reality TV train wrecks.

Screw “draining” the swamp. It’s time to burn it.

By that logic, God is telling gunshot victims to duck.

Congress: Demonstrably incapable of actually learning on the job.

Mortimer: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.

You need a firmer idea of what you want besides NOT TRUMP. Otherwise, democrats will divide themselves back into little wishful thinking factions yet again.

The answer truly depends on how much you differentiate between pizza and pizza crust. I’m pretty fond of pizza crust, so, to follow the given example.

The truth: too many government ears around him. The story: trying to allow the Secret Service to survive having spent their entire budget following his father’s fat ass as it waddles around golf courses.

“You met with Trump and you call that resistance?”

9 electoral votes for Trump in 2016. They weren’t alone, but they certainly helped steer the bus into a tree.

So if a plugin just randomizes browsing accounts, could it screw up the advertiser’s user profile models? That would be fun.

Dear, Mr. President, please sign this bill that weakly spanks you on the hand.

This time, it should actually be Affleck and Damon playing Bluntman and Chronic in the inevitably “dark and gritty” Reboot.

I love the novel “It!” (apart from the aforementioned sex scene). But the honest truth is that King has never written children well. He writes little adults who like fart jokes. The sometimes talk like kids, they sometimes act like kids, but they never respond like kids. They react the same way his adult heroes do.

This was Stephen King at the height of The Eighties, man. No editor in the world would have dared contradict him.

At that point of his career, King’s opinion pretty much override any concept any editor had. Remember, King was the textbook definition of the “Name Above The Title” authors, quite possibly the first of them. The man wrote with the velocity of a monkey on crack, and no matter what he wrote, it got published, because…