Sumlin is one of the best analysts in college sports. If you watch almost any Aggie game for the past five years, A&M has come into the first half better prepared than their opponent - and for two quarters, they usually breeze through them. The problem is that almost every single time, their opponent makes…

Mario began his career as Fixit-Felix.

Contestant number 2, are you not, in fact, a global roomba?

Cross pollination.

If I lived in constant fear of insane conspiracy theories AND negative feedback from my own astoundingly unethical behavior, I’d be terrified of reality too.

Oh, don’t worry about education: Betsy DeVos just hired the CEO of DeVry to investigate education fraud - including DeVry.

I’m waiting for some jackass to claim that a well-designed wall would have kept the floodwaters out.

So, 40 months in prison for the engineer “tasked with” coming up with the hack. How much time for the executives that gave him that order?

Q.

If your plan is to keep “criminals” from getting their hands on guns, just how did they become “criminals”? Congress is only looking to prevent second offenses? Thanks a lot, Ryan. You’re a big help.

Better make sure that black cloth is flame retardant.

The featured gif shows what happened: The mustang tried to pull past the pickup already doing donuts before he turned. Bad timing, still a colossal dumbass, but it wasn’t deliberately aiming at the crowd. Trying to drive away sealed his fate. If he’d jumped out, swore he was sorry as he immediately moved to help…

By making your genitals available for groping.

I love the bit with the tuba. If you’ve got a decent tuba player rockin’ it, it’s almost impossible for your steps to not fall into his rhythm, which makes it look like you’re cooperating with him making you look silly.

Supremacists are like petulant toddlers: Removing monuments isn’t solving their behavior issues, it’s just taking away a few of their toys.

Share good pictures, but SAVE EVERYTHING. Someday, your descendants will thank you.

Your grandkids will. Your great-great grandkids might.

Your pictures aren’t just for you. Someday, they will be stored in a pile (physically or digitally), and your descendants may be trying to sort them out. A picture of you, every now and then, will help them identify the times they were taken. (e.g.: I have photos of George Washington’s grist mill taken by both my…

The problem with that argument is that there is no evidence that either council ever did anything except hold an initial photo-op, congratulating themselves for sitting down at the table with a guy they thought they could manipulate. 

I like the term “TikiNazi”. Even if the Tiki™ company doesn’t deserve it, it seems entirely appropriate for these asshats.