It’s astonishing that both Trump and Conway have flat out stated to the press that it’s not an issue that Flynn broke the law, the real problem is that he got caught by the public.

Casey McCall: 1978, they [The Starland Vocal Band] win the Grammy for Best New Artist. You know who they beat? Elvis Costello. Now is it your belief that Elvis Costello isn’t cool?
Dan Rydell: No, it’s my belief that the Grammy voters aren’t cool. 

To President Asshat, ethics are about right and wrong: He’s right, we’re wrong.

“But why is Trump watching “fake news”?”

Trump claims he doesn’t even own a bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

At this point I want to see a live broadcast of a series of White House Ethics 101 classes on CSPAN (with the President and all of the Cabinet Members in forced attendance) and electrodes attached to their nipples which zap them when they nod off or make a stupid face. Force the one with the lowest score on a…

So Trump has appointed an American Ambassador to Black People.

This woman needs to be the Albatross around the neck of every single congress critter who voted for her. Get that list published and never let Congress forget it every time she even mentions doing something horrible.

Trump never wanted to be President, he wanted to be King (witness the “Vienna to Versailles” fundraiser at Mar-a-lago on Saturday Night.) And he was probably told it would be just the same. Their media planners are now saying that the Democrats want to make Bannon into Trump’s very own Karl Rove. The problem is that…

I’ll bet money that if you go back through Fox News transcripts, you’ll find that phrase.

If engines had progressed as fast as processors, all cars would fly now. They wouldn’t exactly mean to, but the slightest bump would launch them like a rocket into walls, cliffs and tall buildings.

This is from CNN. They spout any rumor they can find, but they couldn’t actually find the real story with two flashlights and a friend.

Ryan won’t break until Republican congress critters force him to. He has this insane belief that he can work around the orange man-child. Eventually, if he keeps trying that, the Orangutan in Chief will publicly declare him to be a traitor to the Republican Party.

It’s been determined that (from the five largest providers, at least) his streaming numbers were about 30% lower than Obama’s - and that was back before mobile streaming was ubiquitous or even very reliable.

Great. Trump’s tweets, both before and after inauguration, are quoting phrases used on Fox News less than an hour before he spouts them to the world. When he was asked where he got his military information before the election, he responded “I watch the shows.” Now, analysis is showing which shows he watches, and…

Let’s start with a recount.

I’m waiting to see the photos of the rest of the empty Mall from that perspective to be taped on wall to the left of the framed picture.

“And it would be nice once in a while for someone just to say—report it straight up—he appointed this person, here’s their background.”

“What you’re describing is still a net gain of US jobs.”

My Grandfather occasionally referred to my Grandmother as “Mother” when addressing her directly, but only after she became the oldest surviving female of the extended family (and the younger in-laws began addressing her as “Mother [Lastname]”). I’ve always assumed it was a Southern thing -  if you were born about…