That’s what comes next week, after the knee-jerk reactions have run their course. Ever since he started getting victories in the primaries, the pattern for mistakes was to freak out on the first day and reverse positions about two days later.

Yep. That is the case.

The Orange Child’s “post-truth” communications strategy is really making me ill. Today he declared that his inauguration crowd was “the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.” Meanwhile photographic evidence scoffs at the idea in regards to physical attendance, and several different online and…

I suspect that feature photo (a stock photo sourced by Getty Images) is not of this morning’s event. Far too crowded. If I’m right and you value the truth at all, please replace it with a genuine photo showing the actual crowd. News sites relying on un-labeled photos allow Trump and his fans to lie to themselves…

It’s a picture frame.

It seems like half of Conway’s justifications are those of a battered spouse.

...with gold rims. and spinners.

Sorry, but nope. In Texas, we lived with W. through hooliganism, alcoholism, multiple recoveries, self-righteous conversion and rising political power. Through it all, he was a narrow-minded, short-sighted cheeseball. The only credit, I’ll give him is that he chose to trust a set of people in Washington who were…

Glad to see it done, but 1) Trump will almost certainly undo it, and 2) we’re probably less than a month from Snowden being handled back to the U.S. in return for political favors to Putin, such as dropping all opposition to the Absorption of Ukraine and backing off of all Soviet sanctions and criticism.

In yellow, it looks like an angry Pikachu.

I’m all for making politicians uncomfortable with truth and happy to watch them squirm here, but at the same time, it’s undeniable that the painting violates the rules of the competition: “Artwork must adhere to the policy of the House Office Building Commission. In accordance with this policy, exhibits depicting…

Will any of the Takata fine be spent on replacing the defective bags? I’ve been waiting almost a year for Nissan to receive replacement kits, and their still not estimated to arrive before March. Their official recommendation is “don’t use the passenger seat.”

I’m just waiting for the Trump representatives to start saying that a “civil society” is quiet and deferential to authority, if only as a matter of etiquette. In four years, everyone working in D.C. will have a phenomenal case of battered wife syndrome. 

During the ceremony, he will attempt to take the crown and set it upon his own brow, signifying that only he can authoritatively bestow power — before realizing that it’s not a crown, it’s a book, and it won’t stay on his pointy little head.

Count the number of four syllable words he uses. That’ll tell you if he did. I wish I were kidding.

So many four syllable words: He wasn’t the author.

He obviously sees ambassadorial positions as payola, and is preparing to make some truly ridiculous “thank you” appointments to people he likes.

I originally thought the description read “Humility 80%”

I’m sure the Republicans’ fictional replacement for Obamacare will include all of these services and more. (They’ll explain it in about three years.) The miraculous explanation of how to pay for it will have to wait until after the next election, of course. Meanwhile, they’ll cut off funding immediately and throw a…

So according to the Wall Street Journal, is that tweet “challengeable” or “questionable”? (They won’t call it false, and they’ve stated they won’t ever call a Trump quote a lie.)