Meanwhile San Francisco has announced that if they don’t get to play in the 50th SuperBowl, they will replace the “50” yard line with two “49” yard lines. Numbered in gold.

It may not provide ammo that the fanatics feel, but incriminating evidence would certainly provide some leverage against the specific news media outlets which help organize and focus anti-abortion sentiment.

Even though the governor is doing his best to mitigate the damage, it appears the majority of the KY legislature supports her, at least enough to prevent removing her from office quickly and easily.

Headline: Donald Trump wants to recommission Battlestar Galactica

Everyone’s shouting “Idiot Teacher!” and “Idiot Prinicipal!”, both of which may very well be true, but I suspect the problem was not really any individual’s judgement call over seeing a homemade clock, it was the result of several of many stupid security policies put in place regarding unknown devices by the local…

I’m just waiting for a show about people using Hot Rods in Alaska to catch Tuna. From Treehouses.

The answer, straight from the U.S. Military Academies:

Texas buys so many textbooks that they define most of what is taught in the U.S via simple economics. It’s just not cost efficient for publishers to produce different versions for smaller, less conservative states. Quite often, the Texas textbook is the only textbook on the menu since it is considerably cheaper than…

I find the fact that 80% ARE using it more surprising.

If I recall correctly, on the original premiere night of DS9, the opening credits didn’t show the wormhole at all (because its discovery was a plot point during the episode). The second episode had it in place. I don’t think the series ever showed that version again. Voyager’s credits are pretty effects, but I…

“the very concept of wearing a vibranium laced costume was already laughable.”

Let me guess: they turned fourteen?

“a wizard kicker who will make 100 percent of his field goal attempts from anywhere on the field, on any down.”

I’d love to take the article at face value, but it reminds me too much of this scene.

God, I miss Molly Ivins. I have little doubt that she would have christened Jeb Bush to be “Jebbish”.

But it brought Berke Breathed out of retirement, so it’s worth it.

“Sometimes I think Texas exists as a reality check for those who might wander too far toward the precious.”

In 2005, the city of Frisco, Texas built a multisports complex around its own arena - the city has full ownership of Toyota Stadium. It opened in 2005 as home for FC Dallas, and has since hosted all the local FC games, the 2005 and 2006 MLS Cup finals, the 2008 NCAA Men’s College Cup, and kicked off the 2015 CONCACAF…

I just keep thinking of this.

“And I thought, man, I haven’t had a Schlitz beer since elementary school,”