To Judge Roberts: If a State decided to ban heterosexual marriage, would you make the same argument? I kinda doubt it.

Latest statistics say you are very very wrong - 40% drop in homicides after passage of strict gun control laws... http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/12/us/…

Children of Men, a brilliant film exactly one minute too long.

To be fair, his only opponent withdrew from the race - and nobody published the margin of victory. I suppose they could have elected Donald Duck as a write-in...

Who cares if the bike catches fire? I wanted to see the mullet catch on fire. Clean up your headline.

Sometimes, it’s impossible to get lost.

I’d send the parents hats with names on them.

Of course, the stick figure cartoon with names and hobbies on the back of the minivan is a perfectly cool celebration of our children’s accomplishments.

They remembered aerial perspective this time.

My parents (retired) went to the Lewisville, TX Nissan dealer, found a car they liked, negotiated for a while but opted to pass. The salesman (after the "talk with my manager" schtick) came back with a VERY good offer, produced the paperwork, and they signed the deal immediately. We went out to dinner and then went…

Throw the book at deliberately reckless acts like this. Change the juvenile process so that, when any offense callously risks other's lives, the criminal's record is not wiped at 18 - it's converted to community service (if a psychiatrist will confirm that they comprehend the danger they caused to others). Leave the…

Stan Lee was the "voice" of the "Marvel Bullpen", the only one of a very talented group who had the insight to craft a memorable public persona to interact directly with their fanbase. This fact cemented the idea in the public mind that he was front and center behind the scenes too. It was always a mask, but it was…

Since even at nice restaurants, there are a lot of asses who don't tip. Now, normally I'd agree (I think 15% is bare minimum.) But a child of a friend held two jobs recently: a waitress at one of the city's best steakhouses, and a carhop at Sonic. Except for the occasional exceptional night, she made more money per…

While they may be inching towards military development, they remain years behind in candy-powered performance art.

You sell them to Gypsies.

I didn't know this was an international competition...

This has been my favorite desk lamp design ever since I first saw it. (designed and built by Frank Buchwald)

This has been my favorite desk lamp design ever since I first saw it. (designed and built by Frank Buchwald)

So, immediate gratification versus delayed gratification? How about doing good deeds without intent and stopping there?

My take on religion: You can go to a soccer field in Central Park in NYC and spend your day rooting for your "team", or you can turn around and realize you're smack in the middle of 840 other acres of some of the most amazing scenery in the city, all of which you had completely ignored during your "game".

Flex as a woody could work. As it is, it looks like a shipping crate on wheels.