Well, you definitely don't want it Monkeysplained. It's like a Gallagher show except with poo.

Am I the only one who didn't like The Babadook? I couldn't connect with the shrill mom or her annoying, constantly screaming kid.

930 Club moved to the old WUST Music Hall. Now they're building $800k condos nextdoor to the club. Only a matter of time before they're complaining about all the noisy hippety hop music.

Yeah, but you're not spending $30 on something that's worth $7. WTF is the point of spending $30 on anything unless it's really, really overpriced crap?

I'm inclined to look at this less as comic book adaptation than sprawling Jeebus allegory: alien sacrifices child who wanders aimlessly in the wilderness until he accepts his fate. It's not like That Guy's story isn't full of plot holes.

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"People are sometimes awful to each other, but never in my life has anyone just got up and left my company without even engaging in an argument first."

"People are sometimes awful to each other, but never in my life has anyone just got up and left my company without even engaging in an argument first."

Truck chase in The Dark Knight, but only because it's a seamless mix of CGI and real freaking $h!t blowing up.

I think you'll appreciate Deniro's performance more if you see him as old Travis Bickle.

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Every Native American I've talked to thinks "What Makes the Red Man Red?" is a freaking laff riot. You affluent white suburban liberal types really need to quit taking yourselves so seriously. You're probably the type that are offended by vulgar mudflaps, yet feel the…

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My wife and I danced to You and Your Sister at our wedding. Just slow enough so you could fake like you knew how to dance.