"taken from a secured area"

Why can't the Viper club be like any other normal car club and rely on member donations to stay afloat? Like a Crown Vic club for example where members donate 10 dollars or more on a promise to receive a pair of club stickers which never show up.

No. No. No. Somewhere there is a cat doing the same exact thing. Only cuter. You just gotta dig a little mon frere.

Your bike is completely the wrong tool for the job. Hipster fixies with stupid uncomfortable handlebars that decrease your stability and will hurt your lower back and big puffy balloon tires are meant to be seen, not ridden any meaningful distance as a commuter bike. Second, it is pretty stupid to commute on a bike…