To be loved as a musician by a teenage girl is to be accepted completely. Every other love you will have as a musician comes with strings attached. You can never “sell out” or change the direction you want to go musically, or all of your fans will leave you en masse. Or grow to hate you. Not so, teenage girls. When…

Megyn has hinted about going after NBC for their mishandling of sexual harassment claims. She tried to get Ronan Farrow to sit in on a meeting with her.

I’d love to see all high-dollar severances reported as “banana pants fun time agreements.”

Last year, my six year old Mini was given a bag of hand-me-downs that included a little ruffled gingham bikini. She hated it on sight and so I didn’t worry much about it and I never got around to giving it away again. Then THIS summer, she randomly pulled it out and insisted on wearing it. I realized instantly that…

The Kim Zolciak one reminds me of the conspiracy theories that float around some of the more awful gossip sites—that some famous people groom their children for powerful molesters. Sort of an awful thing to put out there, but it is also pretty bad to photoshop your young child’s butt to make it larger/rounder. How is…

Except you met a queen.

Amplifying Avenatti was always going to come around to bite liberals in the ass. The bar for admission into the resistance is so low it only requires a distaste for Trump. We forgot that those who seem a minuscule better are from similar depths of lowlife scum.

I hope this means we’ll never have to hear about Avenatti 2020 ever again.

You seem to be getting shit on for hating bridal showers and for thinking they’re weird and indulgent and false, but I’ll back you up. Plus no one I know from Not America understands them either. 

No, not just Americans. I said it’s even worse in my own region. If you’re going to bitch about me you could at least be accurate ;)

Others see it as a way of helping a young couple get started.

You mean those other women who spend tens (or even hundreds) of thousands of (theirs or their parents’) dollars (or go into debt) for a few parties? I didn’t know the wedding industrial complex was mandatory to qualify as a woman. But hey, if thinking that shit’s overrated is my brand, I’m more than ok with that.

All of them. Because who has a bridal shower? The very concept of bridal showers is awful and I’ve never been to one that wasn’t a gaggle of basic-ness and because no one who is my close friend or a woman I identify with has ever thrown one, so the only ones I’ve been invited to have been friends I’m not that close…

These questions and more should be asked of Morgan Kendall—the white woman in question. Kendall is a 3rd-year law student at North Carolina Central University, one of our nation’s HBCUs. WRAL reports that her fellow students are asking that she be expelled from the school after some questionable and racist comments…

I’m totally going to be that person. “Soupeon” isn’t a word. I think the ascii table might be a little bit broken over there. However:

Yeah, looking back, I’m not sure that it was the force of Scott Baio and Ted Nugent that propelled Trump to the presidency while only piddly nobodies like Beyonce and Meryl Streep shilled for that hack Clinton. 

Sorry/not sorry, but this is a dumb take. Most (if not every) Democratic presidential nominees since the 60s has had a huge celebrity endorsement advantage over their opponent. If star power was a big factor in motivating voters, Democrats would have won every national election for the past 50 years. So the idea that…

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

Azealia Banks hasn’t been the best part of anything in her whole life, this video included.

As if you know her intentions. I think Gaga is shrewd and does what’s convenient for her. Most of the times, it’s excellent. But, she’s crossed lines and has tethered between perpetuating everything that’s wrong with patriarchy and the falseness of Hollywood and being a part of the women empowerment. People like that…