@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus masturbates to filth animals, and is unembarrassed about it.

Although apostrophes are apparently one of the things he forgot to mention he hates.

Season 4 was terrible. http://tinyurl.com/mcl7orj

On wool? It would doll-sized after a washing.

Something about removing a plank from your own eye?

I don't understand. You'd seriously prefer some crap made at Target to that nice, sexy coat? Really?

I honestly really, really hate that. If you want to do a modernization, just set it in modern times. Otherwise it just sounds stupid, and will age very, very badly. They did it with the recent Robin Hood series, and it one of about a hundred reasons the series was awful and intolerable.

I find it incredibly irritating that casting people in Hollywood continue to cast obviously Indian actors as Arabs. Is there really not a single competent Arab actor in Hollywood, or do they think that Americans really are so fucking ignorant and stupid that we can't tell the difference?

Now all they have to do to fix the show is kill off half of the people in the photo above.

It would easier to laugh if this didn't exist: http://gothamist.com/2008/0…

Levine and Bieber are taking off their shirts because, like Cyrus, their music is shit. They got to sell it somehow.

I think the appropriate response to any "shocking" pop star bullshit is, "meh, Madonna did this back in the '90s."

Dear lord, do I dislike her. Maybe she got an invite because both she and Kaling are pseudo- libertarians?

Which is annoying because he's the typical irritating neurotic sad-sack cliche that pops up constantly on TV (see: The New Girl.)

Let's not make this into a competition.

It sounds like you have direct experience here? Tell us more.

Listening to Harmontown, it's clear that Dan Harmon has some kind Verbal Diarrhea Syndrome, and he just can't help making stupidly hyperbolic statements, after a long stretch of stuttering.

Yes, finishing in the top 50 is the automatic measure of the quality of a TV show. Also, having an album make #1 is sure a sign that you are talented to the power of one billion. That's why Billy Ray Cyrus, Hootie and the Blowfish, and Linkin Park are widely regarded as the greatest artists of all time, up there with…

Counter-point: you're nuts.
Fin.

Ha, yeah, that was weird. Maybe they import new Hessians from Germany every once in a while, to keep things fresh?