Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Meh... I’ve seen better.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

The Boise Hash Browns.

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

IMO, no, he’s not a Hall of Famer.

Kevin - “This course sucks!”

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

D.B. Pooper

Big deal.

“Help me!”

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

It loves king cake, it's an unearthly monstrosity, and it's sponsored by GEICO.