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Cory Booker is much too kumbaya and “let love rule” for my tastes. Guy is genuinely worthy of the office but his message is not enough. And it is GODDAMN time for a WOMAN PRESIDENT. Warren is one of the most capable, pragmatic, practical, and unblemished candidates we could hope for and we’ll likely get for years. Any

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It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Deep cuts?  Nah.

Shoutout to Riley for helping me identify the names of two of those Christmas Carol deep cuts.

It’s a minor issue in Canada surrounding the Super Bowl. Lots of peripheral viewers, who come to Super Bowl parties because their significant others or friends are spending their Sunday that way, at least looked forward to the ads and the halftime show, along with the food and drink. Unfortunately, Canadian cable

To give people an idea of what we’re talking about here, the Toronto team in the IBL play a block away from my house on the same diamond I played Bantam ball on. 

I’m done with this moron today, let’s talk about something important; Has anyone finally given into the ad and made a grilled cheese with mayo yet? Was it good, or do you just feel dirty inside?

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

Because... You like to surround yourself with decrepit things?

Since you’re lazy, I’ll help you with your bootstrapping a bit...

“Hi Timmy! You mom Melissa sent me to pick you up from school. As proof that you mom sent me, she told me to tell you that your birthday is 10/2, and you have a blue hat with a star on it. Get in the van! I’ll take you home to 123 Any Street!”

We get it, Gawker. You use Slack.

Most cultural/humor writing is for entertainment, rather than informational purposes.

This is beatiful

Am I the only one who sees Anal beads when they see that Sony plumbing picture?