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Crazy stuff going on right now, but trying to work things out so I can make it.

I've been eating whatever odds and ends were scavenged from my fridge when we vacated our damaged house for the hotel. Last night I ate two hot dogs sans buns, some cheese and crackers, a yogurt, and half a cucumber for dinner.

You moving out of the DC area or just around?

Cast a Deadly Spell is underrated, probably because it was an HBO Original Picture so it didn't get the exposure of a theatrical release. Such a fun flick.

Wow, well then he was way too much of a pretty boy. He's so damn soft.

I'm having difficulty remembering anything from Spectre, and I saw it 6 months ago.

Vice Admiral Ramsey. He's cockslapping Germans in heaven now.

And you can carve several bricks of the stuff into a Velveeta Jessica Rabbit and make it your soft and creamy wife.

"Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10?"
No

Nosy?! Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle yellow.

The computer I went off to college with was running IBM OS2 until a new friend slapped a cracked Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on there for me.

Oh I held on to my cracked warez copy of XP until Win 7 came out.

[wtf is dunkirk lol]

Well joke's on them, because I'm never upgrading from Windows 7.

I crewed on a surgeon's boat once and he nearly got me killed because he was too fucking dumb stubborn to put a reef in his sail during a squall. Spent 2 hours in Lake Erie in October after he capsized the boat. Guess who also didn't have flares?

Because it melts as smooth as velvet.

Well, that escalated quickly.

I liked this movie better when it was called Mannequin 2: On The Move

Something, something, "Emma Stone."

I mean, if I must…