I quit after S2. I happened to catch the "previously" recap of S3 at the start of the S4 premier and was horrified to find out the damn kid is still alive.

It can't be Wun Wun. He died in Winterfell, not Hardhome. That dead army is marching to the wall down from Hardhome.

And this current Bran will be known as Bran the Bungler, having given the dead an "in" by letting them touch him while he was remotely viewing them. It's like he doesn't understand dream logic at all!

Someone please, please make this movie, with all the 90s revenge comics edgelord tediousness of The Crow.

Unfortunately, there is no WiFi outside the Prime Material Plane, so good luck accessing it from another realm.

Ask @cigarette, he's there.

Boulivardier swaps the gin for bourbon and I find it's a better balance against the Campari. Optional: a few dashes of hot sauce.

Chilcanos! It's friggin hot out there!

Be sure to try the súrirfiskðurkjötvið!

Seven more wishes.

>whipping his caucus

>while dropping a spectacular album you're embarrassed to love

Well were you for it or against it?

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The weirdest thing about Ezekiel 23 is not just the good old fashioned misogyny bashing poor Oholah and Oholibah for loving the D. That's pretty much par for the course for the bible. No, the really weird bit is bashing her foreign lovers by pointing out how barbaric and uncouth and not at all small and classy those an…

Same as landing a plane; you just wiggle the joystick.

Mmmm, is that a LAW rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to s—oh, it is a rocket.

And judging you in new and exiting ways that a human can't. Like how your esophagus is oddly slimy.

I hope this isn't too forward, but in that case, I want you inside me.

It's only 2017. Isn't it a bit early for this sort of fin de siècle decadence and ennui?