>He says there is a “training element to it,” but adds that “it’s not exactly what you would expect.”

THEY KILL AND EAT OTHER HUMANOIDS! They were going to do it to Luke, Han, and Chewie, they sure as hell feasted on all those dead Imperials at their innocent little Yub-Nub celebration.

I'm really glad I haven't seen that one family member with horrible opinions since 2011 or 2012. I literally haven't spoken to him since before the start of the 2016 election cycle.

Hmmm, well guess what book just got added to my library list?

2:1 male:female ratio engineering school on the edge of a frigid great lake. Those are not optimal conditions.

Shouting the whole time, "There is no secret! It's just a bunch of bars welded together! Nothing fancy! Guys, you don't have to do this, there's nothing to hide!"

The only good parts from Chappie are action beats cribbed from D9.

I'll watch them on Steam right after I finish playing all the games in my queue I binge-purchased from the 2010 Summer Sale.

Fine… uh… "fix your plumbing"? No. "Mow your lawn?" Uh uh, still sounds dirty. Uh… "Plug up your holes" OH COME ON NOW! Who's writing these?

Please use oil. It's pine.

Paint the fence?

Go to Syria and kill the President of ISIS with his bare hands.

I was listening to a guy on NPR this morning who was standing with his wife near the blast. And he's just talking about getting hit in the foot and his wife saying "oh, I need to sit down" because she was hit in the stomach like he's discussing the possibility of rain later today. Can't tell if in shock or just…

Is that the one with Ving Rames? Yeah, solid.

The movie ending was more neatly plotted than the book's. There!

I'll get Shirley Basey working on rhymes for "Monkeylint"

Ugh, I'd rather be eaten by nine tigers.

I was 12, so it was pretty friggin' amazing to me. There is a trapeze over all these old people pissing away their money a quarter at a time!!!

Beat your meat, not elephants.

I mean, we came up with the Geneva Convention for a reason, we can't just toss it aside because our enemies are really bad.