Jesus, my first MP3 player was the Rio 500, purchased in 1999. A whopping 64 MB, so like one good 15 song mix for the gym. I still have it in a drawer; still works even though it was submerged in frigid Lake Erie water for 4 hours back in 2000 when the boat I was on capsized.

I'm with She & Him!

Ah, we got a real Zuophile over here! Pervert.

Once you load up the entire Credence discography, what else do you really need?

Right on her nose flaps

"The lossless audio is coming from inside the house!!"

Ew.

Well of course they're being pulled around in an acoustically tuned band shell, I'm not just just toting them around on my back like a peddler.

I quit watching SHIELD when they spun off then canceled her because she was the best thing going on besides Clark Gregg's effortlessly charming deadpan.

Gotta admit, I really love A Million Ways to Die In the West.

I laughed so f-ing hard at The Mick finale that I almost threw up.

If she's that yellow lady with the vulva instead of a nose, then yeah, I guess so.

I just lug a 25 piece big band around with me everywhere I go.

If only someone had been artisinally hand-harvesting with a scythe (which they would later grind on a granite stone and sell in a Brooklyn shop called "Nothing But Flours"), he might have survived with just severed feet.

It's just incentivizing me to set my DVR to "record all new, any day, any time" and then watch them when a few weeks pile up, thereby ensuring I'm not counted in the Live+3 or Live+7 ratings and absolutely skipping their precious commercials.

Bill is known as a notorious wits man.

Clicks rule everything around me
C.R.E.A.M., get the traffic
Bring back Rabin and Will, y'all

It's so dense; every single PWR BTTM scandal has so much going on in it.

I vowel to get to the BTTM of this.

Kim. Oh sorry, typed it looks the same as the original song, but I'm pronouncing it "Keem".