But she never clarified how much she wants to smoke crack.

jesus fuck.

Shit I’ve seen and heard:

“Come Together” indeed.

What kind of golf only takes half an hour to play?

I work for the state and you’d be surprised how many people at your local Department of Health or DMV are actors, writers, animators, musicians, etc.  It helps them get a pension and health insurance that creative gigs aren’t famous for.

I’ve taken pizza orders for nearly two decades now. I work for a terrific company that gives health bennies for part timers (since the majority of the employees are working while going to school or this is a side job) and has 401K matching and accrued PTO that you can roll over. Between me and my husband we make…

To be fair he should also be facing quite a few terrorism based charges as well, and they seem to not have done that either.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

I've been watching CBB, guilty pleasure. Ken dolls personality is just as fake as his looks. 

Vader redeemed himself. Trump isn't capable.

I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

I think the changes were a lot less drastic than you make it sound. Did I miss Mary, Mel and Sue? Yes, but not nearly as much as I expected to. Prue was a pretty good replacement for Mary, and while I never quite warmed to Noel, Sandy had the appropriate mix of warmth and humor that Mel and Sue had. The actual meat of…

I’m waiting for America to move in to British gardening and an obsession with Monty Don. Let me know when you get here. 

This is not meant to be shade on Aretha, since it seems like things will default to how I hope she would have wanted it, so she didn’t see a need for formalize it, but please please please people: have a will and make sure it is in safe hands!

Yeah, I’ve seen public urinals in other places in Europe, I didn’t know it was a new thing.

“Spice zombie” Love that one, too.

Starred for use of my favorite British euphemism, ‘rough sleeper.’

$$$

Nailed it.

I don’t feel bad for the guy at all, but I do think if he had all his faculties shit would’ve been “Like Dubya But Shittier” instead of “Fallout 5 Prologue Chapter”.

But we have a guy who was an egotistical dolt to begin with; he will *never* be convinced he actually has the condition he has, let alone agree…