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The Potato Diet only sounds great if it includes potatoes in all its forms: chips, fries, vodka, etc.

A friend of mine had an extremely hilarious exchange with an ex (also a friend of mine) at a dinner party some years back where it turned out that despite them having dated for several years and the ex having gone down on him any number of times, she didn’t know he was uncircumcised. It turns out that she thought that

Damn keep an eye on him, that’s some supervillain origin story shit.

If you use “Welcome to New York” in your wedding, you’re so basic that two drops of vinegar could incinerate you.

Just as suggesting that one work of art is representative of women’s experiences is ridiculous, so is the suggestion that one work of art can be representative of the #MeToo movement.

YES! I feel the exact same way!

Fitz is fictional living proof you can do ‘nerdy nice guy crushing on the girl’ without falling into ‘nice guy’ entitled bullshit. Joss needs for his brother to have a quiet word with him.

Agents of Shield is a show I never would have thought would be one of my favorites, for sure! The 4th season.. Leopold was so handsome...and broken.

It’s my favorite show ending because you know Angel went down fighting. And fighting a dragon none the less. (I ignore the comic book. Nope. Doesn’t exist.)

I had a load of Amazon vouchers given with the ‘treat yourself’ clause, so I decided to treat myself to the Buffy and Angel DVD box-sets and pretend I’m 16 years old again (it’s not on Netflix anymore here). Persuaded by some videos I saw on youtube by a guy called ‘Passion of the Nerd’ who does synopsis of the

“Would you like me to lie to you now?”
“Yes. Thank you. Yes...”

Whedon does have his problems, I have realised as it has been pointed out here and otherwhere, but man can he write death scenes....

Who the fuck cheats on Colin Firth??!!!

You may also like the show Fresh Meat, which is about a group of first year university students (freshers). One of the actors is Joe Thomas from The Inbetweeners, another actor in the show is comedian Jack Whitehall who then played a teacher in the show Bad Education.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Ah yes, one of our culture’s #1 favorite pastimes: mommy judging. Mixed with Kardashian hate and it’s got to be irresistible.

I’m basically just currently living for these sassy Prince George talking shit about Meghan Markle memes from Gary Janetti’s Instagram.

They could’ve made it work if (SPOILERS!) when his character is drunk and talking to the robot bartender he tells the bartender how he wishes Lawrence’s pod could’ve also opened early like his did so he wouldn’t be alone. Then the bartender wanting to make his human customer happy, goes and opens her pod. Pratt’s

It’d probably work for a lot of them given it seems the most common reason for divorce is their incompatible work lives.

Is that supposed to be a caricature of Boris Johnson or Trump? I can’t tell as they are both repulsive.

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