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I have to check out that podcast!

The showrunner steers the ship. The showrunner isn’t neccesarily Joss Whedon. More often than not, it hasn’t been.

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Remember the time the woman told Sam to stop being sexist douchebag, and Sam went and got Ainsley to attest to him being a great guy, and Ainsley told her that she needed to worry about more important stuff? Amd even though it was the actress Emily Procter speaking, she sounded just like an entitled dickhead creator

Sorkin seems like an unlikely follow-up, since he’s never had a reputation for being a great guy outside of his work. His personal failings were always very public, sometimes embarrassingly so, rather than hidden. I’m not sure what could happen in his life that would surprise any of his fans, unless he’s a closet

Well. This seems like a well-meaning can of worms.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

Just as not all Americans voted for the Herpes Blister in Chief, not all non-Americans see you as a monolithic state. Yes a lot of your country men and women sold ye down the river for the chance to make some of them blacks and faggots scared. But that is a reflection on them, not you all.

Also I don’t think many

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

I was cautious going on, but I agree with all of this. I was a stereotypical nerd in school and I was bullied, though not nearly as much as pop culture says I should have been...

I looooved loooved loooved being called a bully by a friend who had been SWF’ing the shit out of me for years after I asked her to stop calling my best friends to talk crap behind my back since it was obviously leaking. Politely.

Honestly I think there’s a subsection of Americans who are so fucking dimwitted that they are mostly upset about the fact they’d have to READ when they watch a movie (“I didn’t come to the movies to have to read!” is what I’ve heard an idiot I know give as reasoning for not watching foreign films.)

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are

“I’m so self-hating that I can read minds now!”

Bake Off is awesome.

No disrespect, but I think there’s one small line missing in this article: Congratulations to Elina Svitolina on her win.

Today I learned that Americans say ‘beat off’ and it means ‘wank’

Then I wonder how pharmacists read what the doctor actually wrote. They must take a “how to read crappy handwriting 101" course.

Also, he’s a spam-faced spunktrumpet.

She clips her toenails AND THEY CONTINUE TO GROW.

I think he’s some kind of Buffverse-type demon that attracts the rich and beautiful and can exert some kind of control over them, like making them sit in each others’ laps for instagram photos and such for some nefarious reasons. I’m sure Anya or Giles have the details. Karlie Kloss (sp?) is her demon companion. She