I’m guessing this will be the last new post for a bit since most of the staff is getting fired? 

Sorry your company sucks so bad.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“No, Mr. President, they're not booing. They're saying Trooooooump."

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

Karma will be reached when Dabo's boss next year will be Dan Snyder.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

An issue for a different reason, but I found a company I used to work for blocked The New Pornographers’ website. 

Stars.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.