I probably shouldn’t reply to you because you’re a troll but I will.

Ehhhhh. Voltorb and Electrode were just spheres with faces, Grimer and Muk are just blobs, and Exeggcute is just eggs with faces. Between that and Horsea literally just being a seahorse, they’ve always had some low-brow ideas.

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

is this me growing on Nate Peterman?

The context of those seven words, which should never be uttered in that order, is even better.

I would watch every Jaguars game if she was the color commentator.

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

His new favorite player is Nate Fortles.

Not sure on the details, but there is a good chance a Molotov cocktail is involved

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.

Well, we’re dealing with a cartoon character who nearly skipped out on Election Day 2000 because Bush II had a weak handshake. I don’t think we can apply the profile of a real life Trump supporter.

And Trump eats his steak burnt to a crisp and slathered in ketchup which is probably the one thing that Hank is outright…

No way Ned Flanders voted for Trump. Flanders may be irritating, deeply devout and occasionally holier-than-thou, but ultimately he’s a very good and decent person who has concern for those less well off than himself. The guy wakes up EARLY to file his taxes as soon as possible, and pays them eagerly.

He wrote in Tom Landry

Eleanor - Did not vote
Tahani - Hillary*
Jason - Blake Bortles
Janet - Has voted for all candidates in all elections
Chidi - Did not vote (undecided)
Michael - Trump

I’ve thought a lot about this one. Like way too much, there are minor characters in this list:

Hank? No.

Peggy? I genuinely don’t know. Peggy in the early seasons? Probably not. Arrogant, know-it-all Flanderized Peggy? There’s a good chance yes.

Bobby? Would probably be all in for Trump to Hank’s discomfort. In the end,…

Trump being from New York would alone have disqualified him for Hank.

Hank Hill would have never voted for Trump. . He probably wrote-in someone else. He would be maybe the only old-school conservative left in the US.