What’s a Tim Conway?

Thank you so much for using the Kent Brockman “Where’s MY elephant” picture.

I’m seein’ double!  1,426 episodes!

“Let me be blunt: is there a Simpsons crisis in America today?”

As a Fresno resident, I gotta say 1) you’re not wrong and 2) they’d only be able to play at Bulldog Stadium (38,000 seats) but they’d absolutely fill it every time. Even before the Derek Carr pick, they had a fan base here. Playing here would probably make them more money than a hobbled year at a half full soccer…

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

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We live inside a dream

Question: My girlfriend was trying to get me to watch The Good Place and accidentally spoiled the Season 1 twist.

Jupiter, the company that made Zelda Picross, has been spitting out themed Picross games. Pokemon Picross (f2p game) Final Fantasy Picross (f2p, Japan only), Sanrio/Hello Kitty Picross, and... Kemono Friends Picross (I know nothing about this, other than it’s an anime, Switch exclusive... probably Japan only?).

Their offense is literally designed around a QB who Kaepernick backed up and then replaced, but I guess they’ve already substituted the Sanchez package and for some reason an error keeps popping up when they try to delete it.

The egregious freeze out of Green Man on the Philadelphia mascot scene continues.

Ah, Leela’s experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

Ah, no Peg.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

I feel like I’ve heard somewhere that Fitzpatrick went to a school with lots of really smart people, right? You’d think that by now, he’d have learned how to prevent more children.

There can’t be Ape Escape on there since the controllers aren’t dualshocks.

They are both weird penises

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

This is why I only own two movies: Cannonball Run 2, and The Making-Of Cannonball Run 2.