@TheNobleRobot: You're obviously just guessing at numbers. The Average Selling Price of iPads, as noted in their financial reports for the past few quarters, is ~$600. That means the majority being sold are the low end models.

Socialists! Taking the money and subsidizing the poor and rural! FCC = Fidel Castro Communists!

Toronto???

Well... at least LGyu had the decency not to punch him in the liver.

Don't worry AJ, I got your back. These haters just want to hate the hater who hates haters.

This is what Steve Jobs was warning us about! Android + Porn!

@wildfire359: it was dropped to avoid confusion with "Jigga what?"

I've always pronounced it JIF, probably because it goes better with Jaypeg.

Ah. Now it makes sense why Bullseye was bald. He's a disgraced shaolin monk! Who went on to master the dark arts of toothpicks through glass.

I blame the parents for having a dim bulb in the house.

This reminds me of when, in person, my mom told a cashier jokingly that she'll scratch up her face. Smiling didn't help...

@Ccomfort: Almightywhacko is also starting a proposal to get rid of seat belts, locks, alarms, and condoms. Bad things happen, people, so don't bother.

@Ninety-9: It's not just about the latest features. It's about fixing some of the issues too.

Why not make the penny 40% smaller? Though if the price of materials keeps going up then to keep shrinking the penny would be impractical.

22 months is nothing. If they made him have to repay the cost to the schools, to the students, to the police and FBI services, now that would be a fitting punishment he'd carry for the rest of his life. Every person who paid him should also be held accountable as well, just as they would be if they paid someone to…

I am more fascinated by Tammy's method... I've never seen arrows used by any sudokuers before.

@isuee94: um... if you go to vzw.com/poop it'll change it to verizonwireless.com/poop too... they just change all vzw.com URLs

Odd... I don't feel like I'm on the set of Star Trek every time I walk through the doors of Wal Mart...

Hello, airplanes? It's blimps. You win. Bye.

@m1ndtr1p: The rape investigation was "withdrawn", not cleared and dismissed in court which is very very different. They have not charged him for rape so he can not be cleared of any charges. They wanted to speak to him and he has been unwilling to cooperate with investigators, which is why an arrest warrant was…