I think the order is something like Iron Man (recruited in IM post-credits by Fury), Black Widow (SHIELD agent assigned to Tony in IM2 and recruits Banner in Avengers), Hawkeye (assigned to guard Mjolnir and later the Tesseract), Captain America (Capsicle and reorienting until post-IM2), Hulk (recruited by Widow in…

As a pro-choice Jewish man, Biden’s pro-life Catholicism doesn’t bother me in the slightest, because I trust that A) he’s not going to let the Pope run America, and B) I believe (A) because because he’s demonstrated an ability to separate his personal views from his political positions and policies.

His character, played by Brian Tyree Henry.

Eternals. Phastos.

They need to be brought up on terrorism and sedition charges. Throw ALL the books at them.

I remember during the Obama Administration the GOP got themselves tied into knots over a report from the FBI that rising right-wing extremism was a serious domestic security threat.

I think you’re looking for “Chris’ on Infinite Earths!”

So, hear me out - Chris Pine as Richard Ryder, aka Nova, directed by Christopher Nolan with Christopher Meloni as the villain, Garthan Saal.

It turns out that the most secure policies and procedures can only mitigate stupid, not fix it.

Exactly. I use a controller for a few things here and there and I just don’t see the necessity for this under really any circumstances.

Just once I want a game dev to come out and say “Yes, this game is inspired by actual real-world events, because we live in the real world and we’d have to be fucking stupid to just ignore everything going on around us.” and then follow that up with “And I’d like to send a message to all the knuckle-dragging,…

Or, and hear me out here, you can buy an Eneloop Advanced Charger with 8 AAs and 4 AAAs for $45.

“Going to the border” is performative theater for people who want to look concerned about a problem but aren’t really interested in addressing the root cause of the problem.

Healthcare is to Republicans as immigration is to Democrats.

I think the contract that allows Universal to use Marvel characters also includes a standards clause, i.e. Universal can’t make shitty rides with Marvel characters, and if they do then Marvel/Disney can sue to revoke the contract.

The most popular movie in Idiocracy was “Ass”, which takes place in 2505.

Hot take - this is the end result of low airfares and the democratization of air travel, combined with a refusal to punish bad behavior.

I feel pretty much the same way. After Crisis, I made an effort to keep up with the rest of them, but I just... couldn’t.

The way I see it, there are three possibilities here.

After getting about two thirds of the way through the game, I hit a wall where I couldn’t progress any further. The story just kinda... stopped.