I’ll take “Fucked Around and Found Out” for $500, please.

MSM: “Biden has a Peloton!”

You Don’t Mess With The Klobuchar.

If the Democrats are lucky enough to have CrazyPants/GunClown 2024 as the GOP ticket, they’ll win 40 states. These two are so looney toons that they make OTHER CONSERVATIVES uncomfortable.

It turns out that when you fuck around, you eventually find out.

I have issues with calling Stacy Abrams a superhero.

After a stint in the White House, most staffers can look forward to lucrative careers in media, lobbying, professional politics, or on corporate boards.

Well, I just figured out how I’m going to monetize my 3d printer.

What’s the point of having Predator drones if you can’t deploy them to take out terrorists occupying the US Capitol? Nearly eight hundred billion a year on defense, and a bunch of dipshits with flags stormed and occupied the Capitol for four hours.

I thought that after the first ten thousand died, we’d reach a turning point.

I was going to suggest an ouroborostrich - it’s an ostrich with it’s head stuck up it’s own ass, trapped in a constant cycle of eating and smelling it’s own shit and seeing nothing but assholes.

If I’ve learned anything over the past three decades, it’s that it is literally NEVER as dumb as it could get.

You forgot Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, for that brief period around 2002-2003 when the French went “You know, the Afghanistan thing makes sense, but we’re not quite sold on Iraq.” and the whole country decided that anything “French” - fries, toast, cheese, wine, baguettes, omelets du fromage, the Dixie Chicks, etc…

At a fundamental level, all live-service games launch broken. The interactions between players and systems are simply too big to test adequately, and a developer couldn’t create enough content at launch to keep gamers engaged for more than a few weeks.

it’s more than fine for them to wait for their place in line just like the rest of us.

As a bald man myself, I reached a point where attempting to style whatever I had left up top was a futile effort, and I accepted it. I shaved it off and haven’t looked back.

Reviewing video games is fundamentally different than reviewing any other type of media. You review a book, a movie, an album, and it’s possible to create an objective measurement of how good or bad something is because the experience is the same, or at least not measurably different to matter.

That was de Leon’s mistake. He should have painted Feinstein as out of touch, someone that didn’t represent the state, and gone after her for her age. Those attacks would have landed and might have put him in the Senate.

To be fair, Dick Lugar was really widely respected - the definition of a statesman. Then he got beat by some dipshit Tea Party asshole for being a RINO because he wasn’t bugfuck crazy.

Yes, thank you.