monkey34lostherkey
Monkey34LostHerKey
monkey34lostherkey

I prefer to imagine her in Limbo, forever wandering and never finding a home in either Heaven or Hell. I mean, she was never at home in life, so it’s fitting.

Calling schlafly an asshole is insulting a very hard-working and underappreciated part of our anatomy.

I was just thinking about how that probably crossed her mind and she said “NOT IN MY LIFETIME, BITCHES!” and promptly died.

It’s sad she won’t see the first woman be elected as US president, but at least there will be at least four years for her to roll in her grave.

Better late than never.

She’s back in Canada, trying to live a quiet life in Quebec but at least once a year she gets outed to her neighbours.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

Your sentence just brought this to mind. And I miss Brittany Murphy now.

But she is so superfly and down with the homies!

It’s had a huge impact on migrant deaths, in that it has forced people to cross through deep in the desert, dying as a result.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

Love them both and I love the fact that they were born on consecutive days, one on the East Coast and one on the West.

Which is why I just listen to “Winter Song” on repeat, so I don’t have to choose between them.

She’s the best. She would be my absolute favorite performer person if I wasn’t already deeply committed to Sara Bareilles.

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

When I look at my daughter I don’t see a woman. I see myself.

This comment thread today...

I have posted no story here. My parents are not divorced. However I have worked with children of divorce professionally and your views on this seem extremely one-side and self-serving, to the point of denying what everyone else is telling you: not having contact with a parent is not only reserved for cases of abuse or

My kids have no relationship with their father, and that’s on him. He can blame me if he wants, but last time he wanted to see either of them his preferred terms involved me putting a 2 year old on a train to London by herself. Yeah. No.