approximately how many times a day are you fully punched in the face

Youtube has captions, and they are accurate for the song.

No need to apologize. I am deep into my IDGAF stage myself. Mine manifests in zero tolerance for pretense in my “real life” these days. I’ve pretty much gone full bitch lol

But over the last few days, he’s been burning through the crazy at an unsustainable rate. It used to be he’d do something mindblowingly stupid every week or so, but now it’s several times a day.

Yeah, I’m starting to think that if Trump actually raped someone in front of his supporters, they’d still be all, “Ha ha, he’s keepin’ it real!”

And yet, there’s an unshakeable core of supporters who will vote for him no matter what shitty thing he does or says.

God, thank you! I absolutely refudiate (are any Millenials even old enough to get that that’s a joke?!?) the idea that I am “young enough” or “hip enough” to get down with this Millenial nonsense. I spent my formative years trying to fuck Gen Xers (and getting turned down errrry time) and I’ll be damned if I don’t get…

Hahaha

At my STI test last week, the nurse asked me how many partners I’d had in the last year. I was like, “Ummmmm...”

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Straight women may be realizing the sex is not worth it, that the men they’re dealing with are not worth the aggravation, etc.

Aren’t like half of the millennials still teenagers? I’m pretty dead center in the millennial age bracket and I’m barely old enough to drink.

Who the fuck has time for sex when they still have to figure out whether or not they are a goddamn millennial? I’m nearly 34. I wore acid wash jeans in elementary school the first goddamn time around. I’ve never heard of these fucking “participation trophies” that everyone keeps talking about and I have student loans…

“The first generation to earn less money than the generation before it in all of human history.”

There is absolutely no way that’s true of human history. American history, maybe, but I don’t believe that all of those kingdoms and empires that collapsed never lead to the next generation making less money.

Okay but based on the graph

This is so dumb. So dumb. When in this piece does anyone talk about quality of sex? Perhaps people are realizing the sex they’re having is not great and they feel better about not doing it if it won’t be rewarding. Straight women may be realizing the sex is not worth it, that the men they’re dealing with are not worth…

Not to mention, taking a picture of someone sleeping is suuuuuuper creepy...

So, a fan has a nice long chat with a friendly international pop star, wants a selfie and the pop star declines because he’s sick, so the fan waits until he’s asleep and then takes a picture and posts it on social media with a gushing commentary? Wow. That is a really shitty thing to do. #thedownsideoffame

Dear god, ditto this. I remember thinking the whole time, “wait, why is she going for the dirty pile of fug that is Harvey Keitel, and ignoring the STUNNING MASS OF FINE that is Sam Neill??? GIRL, SWITCH MY LIFE PLZ.” I was also ~15 and Dr. Grant awakened my lady bits hard. ^_^