In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Channing Tatum’s theoretical second cousin...

Well, one, with Bumble[,] the girl always has to make the first [move], and I don’t really like that. I don’t think that’s a woman job...[so] I got off that.

I’m so proud - of you, of her, of us - of the country. My grandmother had five daughters by my grandfather. He was Catholic, so refused to wear condoms. She was pregnant 15 times. He wanted a son. He beat her, and her daughters, whenever he felt like it, and the few times it got so bad that a neighbour or daughter…

DNC shenanigans aside, the difference in tone between the two conventions has never been clearer. Look at Michelle’s speech - full of hope and positivity, compared to... well, anyone’s speech at the RNC, full of fear, hate, ignorance, lies, and violence. Sigh.

In Brazil (where I come from) there’s a multi-party system and we often talk about “the useful vote”- when you look at the political landscape, can’t find any ideal candidate (or your ideal candidate has zero chance of winning because he/she is polling at 5%) and there’s this one candidate who might win but really,…

All right, so who do you recommend then?

This is the reaction GIF to end all reaction GIFs. Not only her face, but the person pointing it out to her and the two racers in the background. Sheer elation.

Thank you! Would you like more rambling?

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

I’m sold.

“pro life guy”

Ryan Reynolds speaks truth.

I don’t blame her. Most jury boxes don’t allow you to stand with one leg in front of the other, slightly raised. You have to sit, and then nobody can look at your butt.

I would settle for clinging to the roof...

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

Imagine being so broken inside that you can’t love (or even like) Michelle Obama.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

So... Tyga is Blac Chyna’s son?

Were I not at work, I’d google an appropriate image for “schadenfreudegasm”.

It must be exhausting to be weighed down by so much hate. Or, perhaps, it’s the opposite — all of that seething hatred burning through you, hollowing you out until you are an empty husk, just a shell where a soul and a person used to be.