I am going to imagine that she approached them in character, using the Claire voice. And then I am going to swoon over that for the rest of my life...

I hate how (as far as I know) we don’t get any news in the US about how your prior president botched this whole thing. We just got (as far as I know) loads and loads of “Bring Back Our Girls” rhetoric without any sort of deeper dive into the government’s mishandling of this entire situation.

Is it really that big of an inconvenience to wait 30 minutes?

We had a focus group of 20 nine-year-olds in the office a few months ago, testing out one of our new products. It was terrifying.

Sounds like the prosecutor supports your thesis.

Wow. So now he gets what it’s like for someone to trap you and force you to undergo an experience you don’t want to go through?* Huh?

It’s obviously kind of sad. Mr. Hefner is 90 years old now, and we’re suing him for what he’s done the 30-plus years he was friends with Mr. Cosby. It doesn’t make us happy...

As one monkey to another, you ovaries may never wake up. I’m 36 and have never wanted a baby.

You can be obsessed with all things baby and not give a shit about that stuff. I’m a baby fiend though no kids of my own and I still really don’t care about the sex of the baby. Giving birth is so scary I’d just be happy it came out breathing.

Or what about, like ... a cake shaped like a tiny, developing brain. “My baby is going to have its own little brain and personality and identity! Isn’t that more interesting and important than what shape its bits are?”

Right? The baby will be a human infant, and will require everything a human infant requires. Chill out about what colour the damn recieving blankets should be, the baby is just going to vomit on them a bunch.

Why is this a thing?

Why is this a thing? It’s just another way to add to the countless narcissistic events tied to having a baby.

Did they know the sex, though?

Fetuses do not have genders! I guess ‘developing genitals reveal’ doesn't have the same ring to it.

She is like the alternate universe Taylor Swift—-all the damn talent but just cannot put out another song as good as "Fallin'."

But she’s not the only person out there saying the on point stuff. I’d rather pay attention to other people who aren’t shitting on 14 year olds in the same breath.

Yeah, I basically agree. But I also think about the way we talk about Banks versus Amanda Bynes who has also gone on extensive, racist twitter rants but who is considered mentally ill and abused, though I’d say Banks exhibits a lot of the wild mood swings and delusions of grandeur as Bynes did. I also don’t want to…

I feel like even if you might have a blunt but refreshing perspective on racism, it kinda isn’t that valuable if you yourself have a long documented history of using ethnic or homophobic slurs.

Thank you for saying “South Asians” and not “East Indians” ❤️❤️❤️