You don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van by the way…

I don't even think he's that.

I *knew* it!!

*from a writhing ball of stage curtain- "How we doing on time, Hal?"

Funny- I never found her all that attractive… until right around the time they started always showing her photo along side a snapshot of Linda Tripp. That changed everything. At that point, Monica really did become kind of hot.

as well as Mayor Marion Barry. If you count crack…

Yeah- I suppose Leno is the perfect comedian for people who are most comfortable not laughing. Like he provides comfort humor for people with broken ribs, for example.

The real "shocking revelation" will be that someone actually read it.