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I used to work for a bar owner who would greet every customer who wanted to make a complaint with “Before you tell me what happened, I just want to be very clear that it is against company policy to give free drinks, under any circumstances.” 99% of people simply walked away without making a complaint.

What makes me insane about conspiracy theorists is that the government does PLENTY of evil shit that’s supported by actual evidence and that is still happening. Vaccines don’t cause autism, but California did just get caught forcibly sterilizing female prisoners (which, I think, is a good reason to believe this is

That’s a hell of a good article. Why am I not surprised that a chiropractor is highly involved in the anti-vax movement?

It’s amazing to me what people will turn into a religion. People feel this deep rooted need to belong to something and they’re willing to buy into whatever level of crazy is necessary to remain a part of it. Sometimes... humans are fantastically unimpressive.

hot take

No. No it was not. It was absolutely terrible. He butchered a classic song because no one will tell him when he’s being ridiculous.

So what we’re saying is that Kanye is feeling weak, because that entire performance was a lie. ( I don’t know what this post means.)

When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one

Ughhh that is going to make me rage stroke

thats a clothing donation bin for a local charity......its taking up half the stall so really the truck was just doing its best.

UGH. HATE CAMPING. I have no moral objections to it, if you love to camp, camp your heart out, I will buy you a tent and one of those nifty toasters that’s basically a bunch of wires that hold the bread slices upright over the campfire.

I hate shelling out half my paycheck for lemonade because I get sick to my stomach after too much plain water. I hate humidity. I hate the layer of sweat covering me two seconds after I’m outside. I hate the permanent red marks on either side of my nose from my sunglasses. I hate pushing said sunglasses atop my head,

My people are here! LONG LIVE WINTER

This isn’t plagiarism, it’s just intellectually dishonest derivative work. The person who remixed the work should’ve attributed its source. Failing to do so makes him a shithead, not a criminal.

Yeah I don't mind summer days when it doesn't get hotter than 75. I love sitting on my porch too!! But even now, it's already dirty and covered with pollen. I definitely can't do beaches because I hate sand. I will never ever camp! I have asthma and the campfire makes me really sick. I think the only good thing about

This list could go on an on! I like being outside, on nice patios drinking, when it’s about 75 degrees. That’s about it. I don’t like camping. I don’t like gardening. I only like the beach if I’m staying in a nice resort 20 steps away. And even then, I’m honestly not going back to a beach in the summer. I’ll go in

I hate taking a shower in the evening to cool off, only to get out and start sweating again, I hate that I can’t dry my hair because I will die from the heat. I hate the cotton that floats in the air. I hate swim suits. I hate that being outside is expected.

Yep. It’s official. I hate summer. There is nothing good about it. I hate “bikini season”. I hate the stupid morning dew and accompanying humidity that makes grass wet and my dog’s paws dirty AF. I hate I can’t go walk him until 10pm to avoid heatstroke. I hate my thighs sticking to the seats if I park my car anywhere

Listen, everyone pees in the pool. I know it, you know it, and just because we don’t talk about it doesn’t mean it’s not happening

Yet another scenario: You consider yourself a generally law-abiding citizen, but you also attend anti-police brutality protests or anti-government protests or pro-privacy protests. And maybe that’s enough to consider you a potential undesirable element requiring more surveillance, and maybe they’ll think your