The only thing that will satisfy these people is a “Vaguely Asian Cuisine” restaurant.

Thanks, Comrade Emma! I hope this will help the prosecution put him away 4 lyfe.

I’m reading The Golden Notebook right now, and damn if it hasn’t given me a wee soft spot for ideological communists.

“There must be some cause for his delusions”

She is a devout knight of the proletariat.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

We used to call it “chi-pot-el” sometimes, because my friend’s GPS used to call it that, for some batshit reason.

You are literally the devil.

Trying to decide whether I’d let that person operate on me or just surrender to the brain tumor.

You are making that up. That’s horrible.

The pieces clue is damning evidence.

My mother says “reeshees”, yet I still haven’t committed matricide. I’m such a good daughter.

Say you have a friend named Reese.

As always, Pinkham is doing God’s work and on the forefront of our most pressing issues.

Check your organic privilege.

I totally cried while compiling this post, not even going to try to lie to you about it.

I love the idea of an “Engagement Thing”.

I feel shame and embarrassment just reading the comments and can't even click on the video because of the dread I am feeling.

It’s handcrafted by artisans in a rural hose community.