I nominate Bernadette Peters for anything. Ever.

Your whole comment is a roller coaster from the ridiculous (Tigers) to the sublime (with kid) and up and down until you crashed entirely eith Slayer.

Stopped reading after you bought tickets to snow patrol.

Wow, there is literally not one thing in that paragraph that makes me want to trust any opinion of yours you’ll ever have for the rest of your life.

Lindsey Graham is.... the next Bachelor. Would watch, for sure.

by idiots, i imagine you mean exclusively white people

I’d just like to take a moment so say, “Fuck you very much!” to all the pro-choice people who decided being “fiscally conservative” and/or “tough on terror” was more important than protecting civil and human rights and voted for the assholes who stacked the federal courts with these fascists.

That’s the only way republicans and conservatives win things - emotional manipulation. They don’t have logic on their side.

White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

A baby on a flight is like lighting a birthday candle on an unbaked cake. It’s tacky.

So Amoruso labels herself a feminist, gaining cultural acclaim and respect and free press, but once it comes inbetween her and money she is suddenly a Koch brother.

Oh I get hopping mad when people ask me if my husband will babysit when I get the chance to go out. “It’s just called PARENTING when it’s your own child!” I always retort, embarrassingly loudly and probably spitting a bit.

I’d have the sam reaction you did. But why do we want to hug and applaud men for having discussions about their own children?

Stop. Stop laughing. Stop it. I’ll make you stop. Did I mention Patty is my character’s little sister?

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

Actually it’s pretty much the same love story as Twilight.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…