WHAT IS THAT. I just visited again to check, and within ten seconds of loading the page :
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Well, douchebags gonna douchebag. Good riddance. Also, Mallory Ortberg is evvverything. Also, I would spend way more time on that site if it didn’t immediately kick my laptop into Panic-Mode Survivalist Freakout OMG Grind Grind FAN FAN FAN FAN HOLY SHIT WHAT’S HAPPENING. Is it Flash? Some kind of overwrought CSS…
I am always encouraging my kids to eat pudding cups so I have a reason to buy them. Nothing makes a better late night snack than two or three pudding cups. Jeez kids, do we need to buy more pudding cups again? Where do those things go?
Even Keith Richards would be dead 5 minutes in
It’s when your movement stops being a rational one, based off of pragmatism and self-criticism, and starts becoming a religion, fanaticism based on dogma rather than discourse.
Honestly, this feels a lot like punishment. I’m not saying that that’s what the police as an organization overtly set out to do but the lack of police presence is basically sending the message that if the police aren’t able to police the way they want to, then everyone suffers. The people who feel it the most are the…
It makes me wonder if there’s some internalized helicopter/ “special snowflake” parenting going on, too. “Someone said a thing I don’t like. I don’t know how to think outside of my tiny mindset and can’t solve my own problems! I don’t have to put up with that! I must eliminate the source of this discomfort, which is…
Me too. I was brought up as a second-wave feminist, so at 34 I am finding the current iteration of feminism to be frustrating.
“symbolically incoherent” is a phrase that a lot of college students need to have in their head when they plan their activism, just saying.
What bums me out most about this is that the question of consent laws, “spheres of victimhood” and the worry about infantilization is SUCH an important and interesting one (and…
I love spreads. Cheese spreads. Dessert spreads.
Since awesome just means cool nowadays and not awe-inspiring, then real awe may be a bit like porn at this…
I have issues with choice feminism, to be sure. Everyone has the right to make whatever choice they choose, but some choices are inherently more helpful to the mission of equality than others. Now, on the other hand, we all have to live and function in a patriarchal society. This makes it basically impossible to live…
It’s just a list of everything I have ever eaten in my entire life with the corresponding size of the poops that resulted from that consumption.
Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.
I was that friend in college that would swat Tylenol out of your hand if you were taking it for a hangover or pre-hangover. Like a one-woman public service announcement.
I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…
Hard to say considering we’re virgins, all of us.
Sounds like VWVortex only in real life!