I believe this accurately depicts the cause of his accidents.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Cuz it fell over a second later and that’s not so sexy

Re: Mr. Musk’s tweet.

The world of the denim mini was the world of possibility.

Sportscars>F1

Tons of tourists? Are going to fly to Seatac, drive 20 minutes into town, take a 45 minute ferry to Bremerton, drive across a bridge to Port Orchard made of old carriers, turn around, drive back, and then another 45 minute ferry back to Seattle where there is, literally, anything else to do?

I sort of doubt it.

Made me LOL at the idea of Volkswagen selling cars at competitive prices!

If the dealer is refusing a test drive, or asking for a credit check first, you can guarantee that baby’s got the $800 TruCote™ and a $400 cargo net, dealer installed.

Big difference between a purpose-built floating bridge and a nearly 60 year old ship being re-purposed as a floating bridge. One is reasonable, one is a bat shit crazy idea that's asking for failure.

But it snowed this year so climate change is bullshit.

Sounds like you are

The problem with #4 is that when you’re the “15th car at a stoplight” (or the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on) and I’m behind you, your “important” texting or Snapchat session is likely get me stuck at the red, as you finally look up and realize you could have gone five seconds ago.

Thank you for validating my vasectomy.

I agree. total waste of a Japanese engine in an american hunk of junk.

I'm sure the baby and its diaper was minor to whatever shenanigans you claim to have undertaken as a seafood restaurant employee: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/there-was-a-ti…

That was mostly Honda and not Chevrolet.

Whoa whoa, hold on there. We only need KarmaFucker right now. We are a few steps below you at the moment.

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."