Every time a Jez poster calls him Waddles, an angel gets their wings.

That would imply that she had a brain in the first place.

Hey great News. The NRA just declared bankruptcy!

A peace sign in front of broken windows. It’s so stupid you’d think her brain should have dribbled out her ears.  

“We are frontline patriots who are fighting for liberty.”

The Ur-Karen. 

Jenna is the Texas mutation of Karen. 

$20 says she intentionally drinks a lot while on xanax 

“It’s as if the ghost of Charles Darwin was riding a horse named Karma while leading all of these inbred troglodytes toward infamy in the halls of the Capitol.”

LMAO! I can’t believe she would advertise her realtor services. Good g-d these people are dumb 

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

$10 says she doesn’t have a prescription but also is firmly against the legalization of cannabis.

Is that a bit about the Xanax really true?!?

Based on the extremely light paper trail left on the internet from “Be Best”, the totality of the initiative comes down to a 5 page pamphlet on talking to your kids about internet usage and a word search. They didn’t even bother to make T-Shirts.

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

I love how Melania refused to use a toilet also used by QUEEN Michelle Obama, but was more than happy to steal her speeches and initiatives :P

“I don’t care, do you?”

I have my own initiative: “BE GONE!”

While the fact that Trump now ignominiously holds half of our nation’s presidential impeachments is great news and made my day, Cori and Leslie getting together to be the dream team I never knew that I needed has given me hope for 2021.

Yep, we’re gonna learn a lot more bad shit over the next couple months.