I’d be okay with small asteroid falling on him and his cronies, y’know, for verisimilitude. Boom. Squish. Enjoy your “doomsday,” asshats.

Life goals.

Alternately, not all educated mothers are not assholes. Mine’s a doctor and pulled what would be an equivalent stunt at my graduation from undergrad.

No real useful input here, but I feel the need to state that of all the things I had to read for high school English’s summer reading assignments, I hated Wuthering Heights the most. This is because I had to go out and buy the Cliffs Notes for the character chart — three generations of people with the same damn names…

While you’re most likely correct, just think about that. Taking over the D.C. Forth of July celebration and then keeping “We the People” from attending. As symbolism, you wouldn’t be able to get away with it in a script because everyone would say it was far too simplistic.

He’s obviously verbally reminding himself who the fuck he’s meant to be talking about at the start of each sentence. That’s a legitimate rhetorical technique employed by mentally competent adults when speaking of close family members, right?

A bunch of my relatives and the millions of others (none of whom facilitated anything) wanna have a word with you.

Well, you’ve managed to suggest the equivalent of a kick-in-the-balls to people who are already suffering more than enough... so, very on-brand. Damn. Okay, you win.

LOL.

Damn you. Now I’m wondering what that little flap of skin is called but you just know that Google search is gonna be a dumpster fire. Where’s Netter when you need him?

Once, I hid a letter from my teacher in an ice skate in my closet and then lied about ever seeing it. The maneuver bought me a few days before punishment descended — but it was hell, waiting for the inevitable. I think the torment of the waiting is what taught me the lesson about just biting the bullet and facing the…

It would kill people!

Eh. No need to do anything special. Just go to a protest against outright stealing children and putting them in cages — or any other blatant humans right abuse that catches your fancy.

That was shocked me — sadly, racism isn’t shocking at all. Defacing a large public piece of art, and a beautiful one at that, with crudely drawn dicks and a sloppy tag? It’s just pathetic and cruel, even before you consider it’s a memorial mural and she’s a racist idiot.

To be fair, I’m a nerd, too. Once upon a time, I was a software tester for medical devices, and now I do data science for a health plan (I just spent some time talking with the male analyst who’s doing reporting around our mammogram screening numbers and how to improve them. He had no idea what was involved. I told…

Re: seitan. Like most things, it’s probably all about the preparation. I actually order the BBQ seitan “wings” at a local restaurant on purpose.

While a six month deadline for the Feds to do something we all know they’re going to fail to do isn’t the ideal outcome, you have to remember how this started. Back around September of last year, the Feds said in court, when told to identify and return the children they’d stolen, “Nah, that’d be hard. Let the ACLU do…

Metzl seems to be handling the whole thing with extraordinary grace, his book is getting extra publicity, and the Neo-Nazis got...possibly their first trip inside a bookstore?

Word of warning: their tees run ridiculously large. Otherwise, a fine organization. I am a member...in a stupidly large, but awesome, shirt.

Amusing side note:  The Satanic Temple just got their tax exempt status.