There’s always one. What is it with some being so very covetous of the slightest hint of implied permission to use that word?

“Young, Ethnic Dems: are they too inexperienced to be effective in D.C.?”

You think Trump had someone read him the Constitution and actually was still paying attention to the amendments? He was off showing how his marker scrawl “signature” is bigger and more beautiful than John Hancock’s before the first sentence was read.

Sadly, Trump would notice:  no actual wall, no actual grift. The man’s as dumb as a pile of rocks, but he’s all about the grift.

So, you’re saying that “Idiocracy” wasn’t scathing enough to depict the very depths to which we, an uneducated, gluttonous mass of racism and ignorance, known as “Americans,” might squelch our way to achieving. Good to know. Great.

I’d settle for a good defenestration.

You win the award for “things I’d never thought I’d star.” Take your star. I feel dirty.

Because, somewhere along the way, the bizarre notion that poverty and sickness were visited upon people as a direct result of a moral lacking (and, therefore, the inverse is also true, i.e. wealth and health were “rewards” for morality and goodness) crawled up their collective asses and metastasized. Therefore, it’s…

What about some sort of psychic bitch-slap? I know all sorts of people deserving of that! Except, there are so many...

If you were a magical wombat who grants wishes, I would wish for this very grift, in all its sloppy obviousness, to come back to bite them all in the ass, preferably with jail time, please and thank you.

Wouldn’t that just look like a giant black scribble atop a generic White House org chart? If you wanted to get fancy, you could add special symbols indicating “fired by tweet” and “under investigation ____ times”.

Remember? I’m still working my way through his book recommendations. Many of them are challenging books, but it makes a good distraction from Donny Dribbles embarrassing himself and all of us on a daily basis.

Either the women around you are for groping and dick picks or they’re out to get you, you poor innocent lamb. Welcome to the latest version of Western Culture’s “virgin/whore” dichotomy.

It was my impression that most economists have been pointing out that we were due for a recession and his various policies (the “tax cut,” the tariffs, etc.) would exacerbate the situation for the approximately the last 2 years. Really it was just a question of when.

I get that we all hate to be wrong, but, when science, religion, language, and reality just aren’t cooperating with your point of view, maybe it’s time to do some deep thinking about from where, exactly, this certainty of your comes. Humans are astounding.

“Do you know that there is a shingles vaccination for those of us of a certain age?”

Eh. People are already screaming that science and reality have a liberal bias. Why not bring dictionaries into the fold, too?

Don’t forget the “fun” of shingles, later, too. I got to enjoy that after surgery — body gets too stressed to properly do that whole “immune system” thing and, tada, shingles. Besides being miserable, they can cost you your vision or hearing. And since I figured out what was happening late, I got to go back through…

They had to work around the rants about witch hunts being one thing the pilgrims didn’t have to tolerate, someone having to help him sound out the “big words,” and drooling.

His kids are homeschooled, according to the article. Imagine being trapped with these terrible books.