If you were a magical wombat who grants wishes, I would wish for this very grift, in all its sloppy obviousness, to come back to bite them all in the ass, preferably with jail time, please and thank you.

Wouldn’t that just look like a giant black scribble atop a generic White House org chart? If you wanted to get fancy, you could add special symbols indicating “fired by tweet” and “under investigation ____ times”.

Remember? I’m still working my way through his book recommendations. Many of them are challenging books, but it makes a good distraction from Donny Dribbles embarrassing himself and all of us on a daily basis.

Either the women around you are for groping and dick picks or they’re out to get you, you poor innocent lamb. Welcome to the latest version of Western Culture’s “virgin/whore” dichotomy.

It was my impression that most economists have been pointing out that we were due for a recession and his various policies (the “tax cut,” the tariffs, etc.) would exacerbate the situation for the approximately the last 2 years. Really it was just a question of when.

I get that we all hate to be wrong, but, when science, religion, language, and reality just aren’t cooperating with your point of view, maybe it’s time to do some deep thinking about from where, exactly, this certainty of your comes. Humans are astounding.

“Do you know that there is a shingles vaccination for those of us of a certain age?”

Eh. People are already screaming that science and reality have a liberal bias. Why not bring dictionaries into the fold, too?

Don’t forget the “fun” of shingles, later, too. I got to enjoy that after surgery — body gets too stressed to properly do that whole “immune system” thing and, tada, shingles. Besides being miserable, they can cost you your vision or hearing. And since I figured out what was happening late, I got to go back through…

They had to work around the rants about witch hunts being one thing the pilgrims didn’t have to tolerate, someone having to help him sound out the “big words,” and drooling.

His kids are homeschooled, according to the article. Imagine being trapped with these terrible books.

I feel you’re being unfair to squirrels, associating them with the “seven deadly sins.” I’m pretty sure, were we spry enough to bag one, any random squirrel out of my back yard would do better at running the country than the orange shitgibbon. Also, that would be one less squirrel driving my cat bonkers, so win-win.

Seriously?! Wow. Just wow.

First, thank you for allowing additional facts to change your opinion once made — I truly mean that and believe that the world would be a much better place if we all at least tried to consider additional facts over time and permitted ourselves the possibility of changing our minds, sunken cost fallacy be damned.

LOL

While that would be lovely, fitting, and thoroughly deserved (also hilarious), my god, that’s a terrible summary of what this orange shitgibbon has done to international relations with his complete lack of capacity to so much as waddle through a harmless photo op without doing the verbal equivalent of dropping his…

Hush, you, with your facts and historical knowledge. Now is not the time for you. Hush.

People regularly fall for this and worse.

This should haunt every single member of the current administration that isn’t actively working to stop it ever damn day.

So these Board members are not in favor of the Enlightenment ideals...held by many of the Founding Fathers? Yeah, never let historical fact get in the way of closed-minded mythology.