I was just gonna go with “fuuuuuuck,” but I like your Canned Answer in the Trump Era better. I shall be quoting you all too often.

I’ve never given the space around the fridge much thought, but since option 1 nearly made me snort alfredo, let’s go with option 2, “lots of space.”

But, Scott, you can’t leave yet! I can still walk out my front door without a respirator and the local river isn’t on fire. Obviously your work isn’t done yet! Oooh, you’re being replaced by a coal lobbyist who’ll get right on that nasty breathable air and potable water issue? Oh, that’s okay, then. Carry on!

Mm, no, I don’t see anything on the certificate about “ezel hersenen” one way or the other.

I’m afraid to look at the site, myself, but I have to wonder how many boxes I’d tick as a folklorist. I do have a certificate from Oudewater, in Holland, stating I’ve been weighed and proven not to be a witch. (Kind of wild that some people’s view of the world hasn’t advanced much since the 16th Century.)

Anybody else having problems with reading “Rastafarian” every time the article mentions “Luciferian”? No? Just me and the cold meds, huh?

I dismissed that reply as it wasn’t cogent.

Woman confronts Pruitt “over his record of environmental deregulation and open corruption.”

Nice false equivalency you got there, Chet.

It remains my favorite holiday. The only time I truly regretted the incident was while learning to type. 

I heartily agree with one exception: f*ing mangos. There actually is a very wrong way to cut them, several, in fact. I did perverse and terrible things when attempting to cut my first couple of mangos. I was young, Google wasn’t a thing, and it’s not like there had been a plethora of mangos when I was growing up in…

Well, as I just learned from a sign in the header image, apparently The Gays are full of demons. Vs. the cheerful enforcers, liars, and apologizers for blatant human rights violations, i.e., people trying very hard to impress actual demons with how depraved and cruel they can be.

We must show compassion to the companies making millions running the jails for innocent toddlers. How are they going to increase their bottom lines with “sensible” policies “robbing” them of their delicious profits? The GRIFT must go on!

It failed to name the winning candidate at all. But the old white guy’s name is front and center. THAT is disrespectful.

Thank you for explaining it so cognizantly for the cheap seats.

Oh, man, the troll is strong with this one; and therefore logic ain’t gonna make a dent in its shell. Don’t waste your time, people.

“Great shame and dishonor...” to my family? Huh. Bye bye reputation for being remarkably efficient and productive. I’ve got a family of arsehats to shame!

That is really unnecessarily cruel to Puerto Rico. Send the family to somewhere in Siberia, y’know where Russian criminals are traditionally sent.

Mmm, nah.

D’uh. Just ask an Evangelical. They’ll be glad to inform you that half the Bible is a condemnation of the Gays. Nothing in there about selling your soul for a buck and a chance to ride a bumbling grifter’s Nazis coattails.