Questioned for possible terrorist activity because reading on a plane while a POC. Yes, truly suspicious behavior. Obviously “up to no good.” ...I hate people...

I can’t wait for the “real story” since the “fake one” has him, saying things unprompted, in public, with his very own face.

Eh. Worry about the “scum” part, not about the particular group from which said Nazi-wanna be came from. That’s the “great” thing about humanity: crazy, dangerous, ignorant, and deluded is not isolated to any one skin color, ethnicity, region, religion, etc. — it’s a big racist rainbow of evil.

I like the subtly. Being a far less subtle creature (and, hey, at no point does world peace hinge on my diplomatic abilities), I have this button on my cube wall.

And, yet, for all the staggering incompetence, it’s terrifying at how good they are at dismantling the government, piece by piece, unfilled position to consolidated office. It’s terrifying.

Fair enough. There’s a hell of a lot of news to keep track of these days. It’s exhausting and easy to miss pieces here and there.

True. Though, even if I had hire-a-stylist money to prep for an appearance before Congress, I’d resent the hell out of spending it for something so shallow.

Things are so bad over here, I wear clogs and I’m not a nurse. I wish I were hip enough to borrow your jacket.

Look at how much more “lively”and “impish” she looks in that red floral compared to the more professional, monochrome beige jacket, brown glasses, and beige scarf that washes her out like a corpse/standard issue bureaucrat in the other header image. Idiot savant or doing it on purpose? Given her profession, Occam’s…

It’s the fem version of, “Well, golly gee, I might just be a simple ol’ country lawyer, but...” I’m harmless. I baked cookies. Would you like some lemonade with that? Oh, oopsies, I may have spilled some lemonade on your face while you were leaning back a bit...repeatedly, for hours...

“Well, at least she knows what she’s doing,” is not going to cut it when we’re talking about the sort of record that is being described for this woman. For starters, it wasn’t so long ago, apparently, she was fine with torture and under the impression it would yield valuable information. Call me crazy, but I’d like…

So, you’re saying expressing yourself well in a written medium isn’t where your talents lie and you’re frustrated by how shallow people can be. Therefore, you’ve chosen to seek women through the shallowest possible use of a primarily written medium. I cannot imagine why that isn’t wildly successful for you.

We got a bit of a taste of this with the whole Paris Climate Agreement. Everybody else on the planet is onboard. Leading experts at home and abroad point out all the positives of the agreement. The Orange Shitgibbon proudly says, “Nope,” making himself and us look like buffoons, and then driving that home with his…

The “good” news in all of this is how much the environment can recover once we get our heads out of our collective asses — I wasn’t around for it, but I’ve read about how bad things got, and, how that eventually lead to Silent Spring, the founding of the EPA, etc. We were well on our way to killing ourselves and the…

Think of the fun Buzzfeed quizzes, though: “National Park or Gary, IN”

Take your damn star, though that’s a hellavua earworm to unleash. Ugh, now I’m gonna have to listen to Foo Fighters to purge it...

“You can’t possibly be pro-women and anti-torture,” SHS says. “Pick one. Nope, wrong. No pudding for you.”

It helps if you play this while you let your eyes rove between tweets, liars, and twits.

Oo, oo, I wanna play! (I cannot ape the incoherent sentence construction; I’m not even going to try. Pretend I’m some underpaid, anonymous, likely-to-be-groped and/or to leave important passwords at a bus stop staffer)

Not only racist, immoral, and terrifyingly dangerous, but also unable to conjugate words. Bravo, WV, you got yourself a real winner there.