I, for one, appreciate your commitment to Jon Snow’s butt!!!

Sssshhhh...let Kit just be. Naked. Yes, Kit, be naked.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

CK seems to be just fine with those cheek-implants he’s sportin’, though.

The whole Calvin Klein aesthetic at the time was heroin chic. Because nothing says health like a heroin addiction, I guess.

GOD NO. NO NO NO NO.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

Maybe try Woodford or 4Roses?

I’m so glad I don’t come from money so that the fact that my family hates me doesn’t hurt my financial outlook at all.

I’m fine with not drinking bulleit anymore, there are a lot of better bourbons for the same or lower price.

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

How can this administration be so completely evil and so absurdly hilarious at the same time? “But I can tell you two fish that don’t stink, okay? And that’s me and the president.” Why does everyone in this administration sound like villains from an 80s straight-to-VHS release? 

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

Don’t worry, they’ll salvage the the salvaged shiplap.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

This is my favorite part of Blazing Saddles. “common clay of the new west” bwahahaha

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

I liked the first Bad Moms. A friend and I, both moms, went to the food movie theater and drank wine while we laughed our asses off. It was obvs no Oscar contender but I loved the cast, it was funny, and I have DEFINITELY felt a lot of the Mom feelings they discussed. Not to the same level as the movie did but that’s…

Actually straight-up adored Bad Moms, top to bottom. It was a high school party movie about grown-ass women! (Slinks out of the room in muttering shame)

Well I like it a lot , so I’ll keep playing it. You don’t have to play it , so that works out well for both of us.