After my VBAC, the dr told me I would “almost definitely need to see a proctologist for the very large hemorrhoids that resulted from pushing for two hours”. Naturally, he was the best looking OB/GYN I had ever seen.

How does a person look that amazing after stepping off a cross-ocean flight? Does she have a hairstylist that travels with her? Her hair/hat combo is perfection.

This makes all crappy internet news days worth it.

YAS! I like mine with Cholula, sea salt & a touch of lemon :-)

These famous faces accurately summarize my feelings about this.

Seriously - Face Off is so amazing & the people are actively nice to each other & help each other. No sabotage, no stupid bickering. I adore it & all that they create. I was also totally gobsmacked & dismayed that the first person sent home this season was the guy from my town (Allentown, PA represent!).

Why yes. yes I would. 10 minutes of despair + a lifetime of riches & a child that I can raise by travelling the world with said riches. Absolutely yes.

There are so many more reasons for women to be infuriated than cheese marketing. Seriously - this is why my husband considers Jez part of the internet rage machine. I mean - why would any woman in her right mind buy crappy string cheese anyway?

I was molested by my step-father when I was a freshman or sophomore in high school. I say or because the trauma made me block memories & as a result I have a very very spotty memory of my youth. To me, he was just my Dad. He had raised me since I was 3 years old. No one in my family knows about this and when my mom…

This is such a big deal. This book had a HUGE effect on me & I hope will have the same impact on my children. I’m thinking my oldest daughter (now 4) will likely be old enough for this adaptation by the time it comes out in theaters. I can’t wait to share it with her & hope they do it justice.

My daughter (4) got this book for her birthday and it quickly became one of our favorites!

I’m so sorry for your loss. Cancer took my mom almost 6 years ago, she was 63. Cancer needs to f*cking go away.

We would never be that lucky

Seriously. Cancer needs to get cancer and f*cking die. I’m so sick of losing beloved people (that bitch of a disease stole my mom from me nearly 6 years ago) to that vile evil disease. I really just want to curl up in a ball & marathon his movies. Starting with Galaxy Quest.

I ran a half marathon 3 weeks ago and you can still see the awful chafing marks under my boobs. Thankfully Desitin (yep baby butt cream) helped get me over the worst of it.