There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Vegans killing our pets for their insane ideology.

Don’t let these articles get you too worked up. They’re more inflammatory than anything.

Generally speaking, vegetarians shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. They’ve already demonstrated that they can’t even feed themselves properly.

Your dog is not a vegan.

Damn vegans are ruining dog’s lives, too.

First, I acknowledge that this is likely because feed companies are cutting corners. Animal material is expensive. Veggie detritus is cheap. But, for the few who are doing this knowingly...

I’d wager nothing will ever satisfy Rooster’s progressive guilt. Progressives count on it.

Slander. Libel. Texas Roadhouse shows you a tray of raw hand-cut steaks and lets you pick the one you want. The hamburger is ground in-house. Equating that to Applebees is grounds for a lawsuit.

I’m not sure the donations alone are enough to satisfy your progressive guilt, but surely bragging about it on the internet will help, right?

Why is it so tough for our generation (assuming we are a similar age) to admit that some chain restaurants are actually good? Texas Roadhouse is good, it’s okay, go ahead and say it! 

I’d go with 72 ounces of America.

So, arguing against mutilating people for vandalizing a statue now constitutes ‘trolling’...okayyyy

You’re the straight guy who only has gay sex to be a better feminist, right?

Yes, silly culturally ignorant Western man. Mutilate him for his ‘privilege’. Seems reasonable.

Sounds like a front for a vampire ring that drains the passengers then turns them loose on society.

Of all the shit people whip their cell phones out to record and post online, not one person felt compelled to capture this?

A Dutch oven on a Dutch flight doesn’t seem all that inappropriate.

In late 2013, my wife and I were on an Aer Lingus (heh heh) flight from Edinburgh to Dublin. Quick hop. As the flight attendant began to swing the door shut, a tall, bald man with a corduroy jacket, a small laptop bag, and 7 gallons of sweat clinging to him burst in. His seat (on the mostly empty plane) was two rows…

Man, I had terrible gas on a flight once. Really painful. Last time I eat ice cream before going on a plane.