Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.

You paint with words, friend.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Two words: executive orders.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Wait, so I’m correct in understanding that the emails are not from Clinton? Which means they were sent *to* Clinton? Short of saying in an email to her, “Here’s that classified document you wanted so that you could sell it to Russia in exchange for that set of personalized Matryoshka dolls,” what relevance could this…

There are plenty of reasons to want to try to make it work, to want to give second chances. And I imagine it takes a while for the realization to sink in that someone like Weiner really is just that much of a piece of shit, that all of the positive qualities that you found in him to love don’t outweigh that, and that…

Love fucks with your head.

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

Because our government could not be assed to do so themselves.

They literally believe that it’s a woman’s obligation to die with her fetus if worst comes to worst. Bunch of sick fucks.

FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK…

did you guys know halloween is now like, a whole week long? different towns do their trick or treating on different, non halloween, nights? kids get to go trick or treating multiple times!! isn’t that nuts? i asked someone on my facebook about this and she was like “well if they all did it on halloween kids wouldn’t…

They were afraid the venue would insist they use the water.