Eric’s face is so punchable.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

I’m reasonably sure your job doesn’t involve eating vitamin Pb.

Do you face the possibility of getting shot or killed every day on your job? If not, STFU.

That’s not enough to potentially take a bullet, though. If they are supposed to get overtime pay, they should have it.

My employer has stiffed me on some additional pay recently, and I’ve found it overwhelmingly difficult to do any more than the quality of work for which I’ve been paid (which is about 75% the quality of work which I would otherwise do).

I guess Trump should hope his guards have stronger work ethics than I do.

Just murderous boys doing murderous boy type shit.

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

He seems nice.

Christ, imagine how horrifying it would be to find out your name was in that column.

Looks like what we’ve got here is a budding serial killer.

One of the notebooks allegedly contained an index page which “listed the interests of the women that Cook was pursuing, what he would do with them, and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’”

and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’

what about poor Tif Maples?

You and Ivanka both!

“She’s surprisingly beautiful and smart,”

Wonder if this failed reality show is behind Trump’s hatred of Carlos Slim? Who, incidentally, is a billionaire that I find more attractive than Trump.