And if you have an inconvenient scheduling conflict for the date of the birth, you just murder the baby and then traipse on over to your hair appointment. You can always make another one using welfare and Satan in Obama’s America!

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

They’re pretending late term abortion means waiting to full-term, inducing labor, and then stabbing the otherwise perfectly viable baby to kill it just before it crowns. Because opposing the reality of late term abortions (ie. it is typically a life-saving procedure) is pretty much impossible, so they resort to…

Does anyone know what “a day prior to birth means”? Because I think he assumes babies are actually all the same degree of “ready” and “perfect” at 40 weeks and that they never come too soon or too late. I ask this as a woman who is scheduling a c-section for a breech baby probably tomorrow. She could honestly be…

He’s so evil not even Death wants to touch him

He’s old enough to have repeatedly lied about having fought in the Korean War, and seeing extensive combat and being wounded in action.

“Well, according to the rules of Hillary you can take the baby at nine months and you can imagine what you have to do to that baby to get it out,”

This man looked like he was 100 years old when I was just a kid. How is he still alive?

Not to mention, the relationships between step-siblings vs half-siblings vs real siblings can all be wildly different.

There’s one in every family. If your family doesn’t have one, it’s you.

You almost made America great again.

This isn’t strategic. This is a narcissist striking back at an enemy (Obama’s remarks must have cut him real deep). Avenging his ego is vastly more important to him than running an effective campaign.

FYI, Election Day is November 8, not November 9.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

Just another issue Trump and I disagree on. Khloe is easily the best Kardashian.

Part of my job is reading through new business profiles and then adding a short comment to them. I read through about 200 on the average day. You would be FLOORED by the number that I have to flag and have pulled for giving out full name, address, social security numbers, phone numbers.