The stripes can be had on the owners club site as someone now prints them...the wheels can be redone by a guy in Ohio to factory spec and there is a guy in Tennessee who specializes in rebuilding these engines and pulling the HP out that was locked away by ridiculous 70’s emissions regulations....all said and…

Clown shoe!

Colin Chapman’s final masterpiece—he eliminated everything but the engine. Doubtless this was on his funeral barge with him when he sailed to Avalon, and was made an offering to the Old Ones. One day, he will return to rule over Lotus with a tiny fist and a sceptre made from an aluminium pushrod, banishing memories of…

Also, ‘Whipsiderry’’ is a hilariously British word. It sounds like what I imagine the Queen says when she almost slips on some Corgi poop.

AGREE, at least they are acceptable. But, let us not forget, those were NOT Gordon’s idea. These were. But MOT, the equivalent office to DOT in the US, said “NO WAY”! Oh, well...

The Vauxhall/Opel sedan of this time period is sitting in the corner crying. “But why didn’t they pick ME? MY side mirrors are the most aerodynamic!”

Funny, when I first saw, “classless”, I was thinking of someone with no class, which would probably have defined me in the 1970s and 80s. I guess I was ahead of the curve because I bought a new VW Scirocco in 1976. I then proceeded to completely change the car into a GT4 version. Kosmoski House of Kolor paint with…

Oh, it gets even worse when you read the press release, which is titled, “Jeep Brand Launches Unprecedented Marketing Campaign for All-New 2015 Jeep Renegade.” I saw it on Newspress this morning and almost threw up.

Easy as pie. McLaren Can Am cars, specifically in 1969 when Bruce McLaren and Denny Hulme won all 11 Can Am races. 100% victory record. McLaren also dominated from 1967 to 1971, hence they were called, “the Bruce and Denny Show”. Sadly, Bruce died in 1970, but the team won until 1972 when the Penske Panzer Porsche…

The comment needs more credit. I haven’t seen any GLORY BOY M3’s win any Spec Miata races... Just sayin’

Fun fact: The Mazda MX-5 has won every SCCA and NASA Spec Miata class race since the introduction of the series!

Easy, the Honda Civic. A car which has won more street races than any other car on earth. And yes, it's faster than your car, even if that is a Veyron that the internet is pretty sure is "a lambo, dude!"

smaller more plain wheels (too many angles, too busy), lose the impractical and busy lower valance on the side, and ditch the wing (goodbye awesome integrated taillights) and you’ve got a modern day CRX I’d adore

And his Oatmeal Stout is overrated and overpriced.