“It’s bigger. It’s lighter.” IT’S HIDEOUS!

Show me the Carfax!

Do hotcakes *really* sell as well as everyone seems to think they do? Just askin’...

Why would you go to a Kosher deli to get a ham sandwich?

You mean like southern fried chicken as opposed to just fried chicken?

The guy in the Atom sounds Australian.

Whoa there! Is that some sort of euphemism?

My siblings and I were raised in the same town where "Duck Dynasty" is, so I have a great deal of experience with religious shysters (redundant?). My mom, may she rest in peace, once bought into the whole prayer cloths thing when she purchased some handkerchiefs blessed by Oral Roberts. Surprisingly, having those did…

Jeeez everyone! Just calm down a moment and recognize people's right to artistic expression! Maybe people who put these things on their vehicles just simply *like* the way they look! Right?

It's even better when they get back to school and loudly proclaim they saw some truck nuts and go into detail to describe them.

There's jobs waiting for YOU in Televangelism!

In further news, BMW and JC Whitney have announced that they are dissolving their long-standing contract to use chrome fender trim on various models.

First the Falcon, now this. What's next, a Tri-Motor?

I believe the first time I got into a car under my own power was when I was two years old. My folks said I always like to climb things and I guess I had the opportunity to get into my dad's old Dodge.

That if you break it in fast, it will from then on go fast.

Well played Nunzio. Well played.

Been wrenching for over three decades now. First time I took my car to a shop the front wheel and hub assembly fell off a short distance after picking the car up. I've only done it once since to get the rear wheel bearings replaced on my Forester. To me it's therapeutic and fun to do my own work, and I take pride in…

"Is that an Ansa exhaust, or a Borla?"

Needs moar Subaru!